Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you win again, gameday.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I just found puke in my bra..
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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