She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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