i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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