There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
we should paint friendship bongs
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