: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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