I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
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singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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