No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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