summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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