This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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