so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
this hospital has no fireball
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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