we have pet lesbian snakes
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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