I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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