super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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