STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Randomize