Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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