Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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