Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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