Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i permit you to call me
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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