We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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