you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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