Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend