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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker

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• (872): View more from Illinois

  mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well

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• (845): View more from New York

  brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.

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