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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly

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• (530): View more from California

  He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car

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• (650): View more from California

  Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus

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• (619): View more from California

  She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.

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