YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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