K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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