walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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