You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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