yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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