i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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