Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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