i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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