Non-Jews are for practice
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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