I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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