he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You need a sexual gate keeper
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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