do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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