apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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