dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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