Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
