i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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