her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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