Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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