On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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