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say what?
wanna hang out?
I hate all girls vehemently.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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