What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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