A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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