But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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