he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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