i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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