Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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