love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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