# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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