If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
This couple is walking their pig around campus
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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