i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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