Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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