the day after is always just damage control
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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