just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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